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Babeland.com sent me a Penis Cupcake Pan made by Pipedream to try, which is a nice change from the sex toysand other adult products I usually review. Although it’s a cake pan, you could also use it to mold jello or chocolate, or possibly even bake bread rolls in it. Lots of ways to make edible little penises!

Often bakeware doesn’t come in any sort of packaging, but this cake pan arrived in a clear plastic bag that was stapled to a large hang tag. The pan is made from aluminum and has six penis-shaped cavities, each measuring 4 3/8” by 2 3/4 inches.

Unfortunately, there aren’t any instructions included with the pan, such as how to prepare it or how much batter to put in each cavity. I used a box of Duncan Hines red velvet cake mix, which yields around 5 3/4 cups of batter. Normally with cupcakes you’d bake them in paper liners, but for obvious reasons that method wouldn’t work for this pan. So, I greased and floured the inside of each penis and filled them close to 2/3 full, which worked out to be almost 1/4 cup of batter for each.

I used half the cake mix to make regular cupcakes, because I can’t have the house smelling like cake without anything to show for it, and penis cupcakes aren’t exactly the type of thing I’d serve as an after school snack. I then was able to get 3 rounds of penis cakes with the remaining batter, so I’d say that a box of cake mix will give you at least 24 and possibly up to 30 penises.

I had no trouble getting the cakes to release easily from the pan, but I only left them in there for about 5 minutes after they came out of the oven before turning them out onto a wire rack to cool. There was some crusty red velvet cake residue left in a few of the pan cavities, but it washed right off.

Here’s a better idea of the final cake size. While they’re recognizable as penises, they don’t look terribly realistic. I think they’re a little too tapered, and the penises I’ve seen hang in front of the scrotum, not directly underneath it. But then, these are cakes, not a documentary. It all depends on how you decorate them.

I decided to see how well this pan would work as a chocolate mold. Candy molds are usually made from plastic, which doesn’t retain heat like metal so the melted chocolate can cool and set more quickly.

Even though they’re only attached by little metal tabs that are easily bent open, I don’t recommend removing the smaller pans from the frame. At least not on a regular basis. I think the metal tabs will weaken over time, as I couldn’t quite get them closed back as well when I replaced the cavity on the frame.

I also wanted to make some penis-shaped rice cereal treats, and the pan did very well as a mold for those. These are very easy to make. Once the rice cereal is evenly coated with the melted marshmallows, simply scoop out a small handful and push it into a penis cavity. That’s it! I like to have a little bowl of water handy to dip my fingers in while I’m working with the mixture, as it doesn’t stick so much to wet skin.

With any luck, the first one will be about ready to come out of its mold by the time you’ve filled the others. Just a light layer of nonstick cooking spray on the insides of the penis cavities is all it takes to keep them from sticking.

Now I just need to find a bride-to-be so I can throw a Bachelorette party. With the Penis Cupcake Pan, there are many ways to serve up all sorts of phallic treats. My only complaint about it is that the edges around the cavities are super sharp. Be careful, I managed to slice my thumb on one of them.

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